Route and Schedule - France |
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| Destination city | Arrival Date | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Nogaro | 21 May | Short day |
| St. Symphorien | 22 May | Circumcision stories |
| Bordeaux | 23 May | Broken nose |
| Soulac sur Mer | 25 May | Seafood and wine |
| La Rochelle | 26 May | Laundry, web and wine |
| Arcais | 28 May | Boating in the Green Venice |
| Pouzauges | 29 May | World's worst beds |
| Chalonnes | 30 May | chez Claire with Olivier |
| Vitre | 2 June | In Britanny with Fred's stalker |
| Saint Malo | 3 June | Fortified |
| Paris | 9 June | Poodlepoop capital of the world |
